Making an entrance...

I can't even tell you how much this pleases me! I teared up watching it...makes me want to get married all over again. :)

Bill Cosby is Awesome...

Little Miss Sunshine...

Gotta love Youtube freeze-frames!!! I always feel SUPER attractive. ;)


I JUST WANNA BE HAPPY
TO HEAR PEOPLE LAUGHING
AND NOT HAVE TO FAKE A SMILE

I JUST WANNA BE HAPPY
DON'T FEEL LIKE I'M ASKING
TOO MUCH FROM THE BRIGHT SIDE

THE SUN NEVER SHINES UNLESS
YOU OPEN YOUR EYES TO IT
I'M OUT TO FIND LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE

I BELIEVE I CAN FIND HER
SHE NEEDS A REMINDER
NO ONE CAN PRESS REWIND

LEARN TO LIVE IN THE MOMENT
KNOW THAT YOU OWN IT
LIFE IS A STATE OF MIND

STEP OUTSIDE, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL WORLD
HERE SHE COMES, IT'S A BRAVE NEW GIRL

Written by Beth Miner, Sweetestday Music Publishing (ASCAP)
www.bethminer.com

Beyonce at Burger King...

Pretty Miss Zion posted this on FB. I always run into Zion random places, it's very strange. But I've never seen her at Burger King.

Senorita Boyle...

John Pointer posted this on Facebook:



Her singing sounds so much better than I remember it...

Fly the friendly skies...

From Peter, one of my new Youtube subscribers:

Spoon...

Spooning is one of my very favorite things. Along with writing silly lyrics. Lucky me! I combined both into one song:



I HAVE BECOME QUITE A VICTIM TO LOVE
I'D SHARE MY MITTENS IF YOU LOST YOUR GLOVES
WISH THAT MY BICYCLE WAS MADE FOR TWO
IF I WERE A HANGING CHAD, I WOULD BE HOLDING TO YOU

I'D LIKE TO BE YOUR MRS
GIVE YOU SLOPPY KISSES
IF WE WERE SILVERWARE
THEN EVERYWHERE
WE'D SPOON

YOU ARE THE REASON THAT I CLEAN THE JOHN
JUST TO IMPRESS YOU I PUT MAKEUP ON
YOU ARE THE HANDSOMEST BOY IN A CROWD
WHO SWEPT ME AWAY ON A DREAMBOAT TO POPSICLE-TOWN

I'D LIKE TO BE YOUR MRS
MAKE YOUR MEALS NUTRITIOUS
IF WE WERE SILVERWARE
THEN EVERYWHERE
WE'D SPOON

WE FIT SO GOOD TOGETHER, SO GOOD FOREVER

I'D LIKE TO BE YOUR MRS
I WILL DO YOUR DISHES
IF WE WERE SILVERWARE
THEN EVERYWHERE
WE'D SPOON

Written by BMiner, Sweetestday Music Publishing (ASCAP)
www.bethminer.com

Best Gig Ever...

I had forgotten about this prank until Lynsey suggested something that reminded me. I wish someone would do this for me, but I would sooo know something was up. I ain't no fool, fool.

Carousel...

This is freaky!!!

Date Bobby...

From my Youtube-loving buddy, Blake! :)

Why Kids Need Pets...

My Mom sent me this today...pretty cute. :)

Susie Q...

Am I the only one who thinks Susan Boyle is just ok, at best?

Go This Alone...

I wrote this chorus back in December after visiting my Mom & Step-Dad, Rick, in Missouri. Rick has some health problems and was laying in bed feeling really ill. I looked in at one point and my Mom was spooning him and telling him everything was going to be ok. It was one of those moments where you don't know if you should feel happy or sad. Maybe just thankful for unconditional love.

After I wrote the chorus, I started in on the verses after reading journal updates for Ty Dahlstrom. Ty is amazing. His family is amazing. What they are going through right now is life-altering, but they stay strong together.



Inspired by two precious boys, Rick Baldwin & Ty Dahlstrom, who are not going this alone.

HOW, HOW CAN I HELP YOU NOW
HOW DO I BREAK YOU
FREE FROM THIS BURDEN
FREE FROM YOUR HURTIN'
I'D DO ANYTHING AND I'M PROMISING

YOU WON'T GO THIS ALONE
NO YOU WON'T BE ON YOUR OWN
I'LL HOLD YOUR WEARY BONES
NO YOU WON'T GO THIS ALONE

SHAME, SHAME ON THIS ARMY OF PAIN
FOR HURTING MY DARLING
WELL NOTHING SHOULD MESS WITH
SOMEONE SO PRECIOUS
IF WE SOLDIER ON WE WILL OVERCOME

THERE WILL BE DAYS WHEN YOU ARE STRONG
BUT EVEN WHEN THE NIGHTS ARE LONG
I'LL BE HERE WITH YOU

Written by Beth Miner, Sweetestday Music Publishing (ASCAP)

The Mom Song...

Wow, this song works as birth control...

Nannerpuss...

I don't know why I love this commercial so much! That's a lie. Yes I do. It's a banana singing & dancing on top of pancakes. And its name is Nannerpuss. You'll probably need to watch it a few times and sing along to fully "appreciate" it:

Give that bear some ones!!

What up, dog?

Thanks for sharing, Blake!

She left me for Jesus...

Huge douchebag leaves a message...

This is (partially) why we do it...