Beyonce at Burger King...

Pretty Miss Zion posted this on FB. I always run into Zion random places, it's very strange. But I've never seen her at Burger King.

Senorita Boyle...

John Pointer posted this on Facebook:



Her singing sounds so much better than I remember it...

Awkward Family Photos...

From Lynsey, by way of Melodee? Which came first - the chicken or the egg? I'm just glad this found its way to me:

www.awkwardfamilyphotos.com

Enjoy!!

Shorty got low...

My girl, Cori, posted this on Facebook and it had me laughing out loud, though I typically refuse to type LOL.

Dance moves that rock! @ Yahoo! Video

Worst Album Covers Ever?

Best Gig Ever...

I had forgotten about this prank until Lynsey suggested something that reminded me. I wish someone would do this for me, but I would sooo know something was up. I ain't no fool, fool.

Date Bobby...

From my Youtube-loving buddy, Blake! :)

Follow the instructions...

Oh gosh, this made me laugh! Do you understand what happened?

Nannerpuss...

I don't know why I love this commercial so much! That's a lie. Yes I do. It's a banana singing & dancing on top of pancakes. And its name is Nannerpuss. You'll probably need to watch it a few times and sing along to fully "appreciate" it:

Give that bear some ones!!

She left me for Jesus...

Huge douchebag leaves a message...

Hello Mary Lou...

YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS VIDEO.

When I first pressed play, I was like, "who are those hot porn star girls??". But I was sadly mistaken. Apparently those are Ricky Nelson's SONS. He must be so proud. I think they might have some problems if they ever go to prison...

Ricky Nelson vid:

Total Eclipse of the Heart...

From Lynsey! I may not use that extra special "f" word, but it IS pretty damn funny when used in the right context!

I Heart Spork...

Pretty little Miss Kaylynn sent this over!

Happy MLK Day...

Mr. Matthew McCloskey sent this to Carl today:

www.blackpeopleloveus.com

Priceless.

Slap!!!

Carl's sister, Lisa, posted this on my personal Myspace page for my Bday...totally awesome!!

Money Matters...

It's been awhile since I posted any new Eddie Money shots, so I'd like to thank the staff at HigherOut for posing for us!





















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Thank you all for being such good sports!! Well done. :)

Action Jeans...

Our buddy Ben Kiowski sent this over as a recommendation for his next Christmas gift:
























For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

Just amazing...

Moral of the story: never let a crack head speak or sing at a funeral.