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Our buddy Ben Kiowski sent this over as a recommendation for his next Christmas gift:
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
posted by Beth Miner @ 4:17 PM
1 Comments:
At January 12, 2009 at 10:00 PM ,
Lynsey Mattingly said...
Your big birthday post and you give me Chuck Norris?????? What The Hannah Montana????
Also, you know a lot about Chuck Norris. Both scares me and excites me. :)
Happy Birthday--hope Mr. Beth Miner took you out for some fancy pants tofu and bought you some pink gerber daisys. :)
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