Holy Dumpcake, Batman!

Yesterday, I started working on developing some new expletives.

You may think I'm lying about this next statement, but it's true; I've never once said the "F word"...well, out loud that is. But there are definitely some instances when it feels necessary to shout "WTF?!" or something equivalent. So here are a few I've created. I'm planning on working them -naturally- into conversations to see if they have the staying power to catch on...

"Beta Carotene!"
"Mr. Holland's Opus!"
"Salamander Stew!"
"Ted Nugent!"
"Posterboard!"
"Oh Wigwam!"
"Kia Rio!"

Other ideas are welcome. We can start a movement together & change the world!