Holy Dumpcake, Batman!
Yesterday, I started working on developing some new expletives.
You may think I'm lying about this next statement, but it's true; I've never once said the "F word"...well, out loud that is. But there are definitely some instances when it feels necessary to shout "WTF?!" or something equivalent. So here are a few I've created. I'm planning on working them -naturally- into conversations to see if they have the staying power to catch on...
"Beta Carotene!"
"Mr. Holland's Opus!"
"Salamander Stew!"
"Ted Nugent!"
"Posterboard!"
"Oh Wigwam!"
"Kia Rio!"
Other ideas are welcome. We can start a movement together & change the world!
You may think I'm lying about this next statement, but it's true; I've never once said the "F word"...well, out loud that is. But there are definitely some instances when it feels necessary to shout "WTF?!" or something equivalent. So here are a few I've created. I'm planning on working them -naturally- into conversations to see if they have the staying power to catch on...
"Beta Carotene!"
"Mr. Holland's Opus!"
"Salamander Stew!"
"Ted Nugent!"
"Posterboard!"
"Oh Wigwam!"
"Kia Rio!"
Other ideas are welcome. We can start a movement together & change the world!
Labels: new expletives
posted by Beth Miner @ 2:08 PM
1 Comments:
At August 22, 2008 at 9:09 AM ,
Anonymous said...
"Sweet mother of all that's good and Holy"
"Schnikarameous"
"By the beard of Zues" (Will Ferrell)
"Holy urine samples, Batman"
"Hinkle Minkle"
"Caldronies"
"Hoobady Doob"
"Stinko Malinko"
I have actually used all of these in various situations, and they do at times work...I have several more I could list, but they are more "sayings" than they are expletives...so I will leave you with one of my favorites: "It is colder than a cast iron commode on the shady side of an iceburg!"...okay one more..."Slap me with a brick and call me dusty"
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