Sir Carl E. Miner...

I was reading about Winston Churchill earlier and Carl leaned over and happened to notice that Churchill's father was named "Lord Randolph Henry Spencer Churchill". This made him wonder how people get those fancy titles.

And we found the answer!

If you just visit this website, you can choose from many illustrious titles, such as Count, Baron, Duke, etc., for only $197!!!

And here are some of the benefits of a "life of privilege":

• Credit cards emblazoned with "Lord (or Lady) Smith"
  
• All identification confirming the new royal title.
  
• Doors opening professionally and socially.
  
• There is no faster way to climb the social ladder.
  
• A unique and thoughtful gift which can pay for itself.
  
• A fantastic icebreaker which gains instant respect and credibility
  
• Unlocking doors which were previously unknown

I don't know about you, but I certainly look forward to climbing the social ladder with my new title.

Love,
Duchess Elisabeth J. Miner