Mystery Solved...

A bunch of people emailed me with guesses, but the sweet and innocent Mrs. Daskalos was the first to answer correctly. I should've done a prize. Next time.

The Mystery Item is...

A fake boobie insert!!! Some people call them chicken cutlets. The funny thing is that Carl saw it on the street, took a pic, and when he walked by again after about 10 minutes, it was gone. Somebody scored a dirty B cup!