Phat & Sassy...

"If you're feeling full, at least you're feeling something."

Bill on King of the Hill said that to Bobby when they were overeating due to being depressed about lost love. The writing on that show is brilliant. It's gold, Jerry. Gold.

I'm a fairly petite girl, but there were two instances in the last year where I SWEAR people called me overweight to my face...

#1
I was working at my old job when a co-worker walked in wearing a cute shirt. I complimented her on it and she told me, "you've inspired me, Beth...big girls can wear cute clothes, too".

#2
Carl & I were talking to a client on the topic of how couples start to look like eachother as they get old. Then the guy said, "what are you gonna do, Carl? Get fat and grow boobs?".

While I appreciate the acknowledgment of my lady lumps, why the jab at size? I thought maybe he meant "phat" until I realized that he was not a member of the class of 1997.