ER (entertainment room)...
I haven't spent any quality time in the old ER since I was a little girl, but we went there with some friends on Friday night. Don't worry, everybody's a-ok. My purpose for this posting is to share some of the totally badass incidents and people we witnessed...
1. A mexican dad with like 18 kids, all under the age of 10. One of the girls was laying down on two chairs and just kept yelling "can we get some blankets? can we get some blankets?" to no one in particular. The Blanket Fairy never arrived.
2. A black dad that looked like Shaq with his 3 kids that will obviously be successful athletes someday. The youngest spent most of the time upside down in his chair with his feet closer to God. The older two were engaged in a full-on game of volleyball using a crumpled paper towel.
3. At one point, all 18 mexican children + all 3 of the future star athletes entered our comfort zone to remind me why my uterus remains unadulterated. ;)
4. A large, curvy woman arrived at one point and Carl leaned over to say "I didn't know you could come to the emergency room for being too bootylicious".
5. There was an intoxicated man sitting in a wheelchair with a bicycle next to him. A police officer arrived and we overheard him say that the guy was really drunk and fell off his bike. But a short time later, the drunkard just got up and walked out some alternate exit in the back of the room, leaving his bike behind.
6. My award for sexiest patient goes to the lady that looked very similar to this:
She came in with her man (who happened to be equally as sexy, with hair that needed a trim about 3 years ago). He told the receptionist that his woman's back had been hurting and thought maybe she needed a pregnancy test. She actually appeared to be about 6 months preggers, but I'm no Doctor Miner. They brought in a bag with two brand new cell phones in boxes and then enjoyed a dinner of bubblegum and Dr. Pepper.
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So next time you're in the mood for a show you can't buy tickets for, bring yourself to the ER. In fact, bring the whole family!!!
1. A mexican dad with like 18 kids, all under the age of 10. One of the girls was laying down on two chairs and just kept yelling "can we get some blankets? can we get some blankets?" to no one in particular. The Blanket Fairy never arrived.
2. A black dad that looked like Shaq with his 3 kids that will obviously be successful athletes someday. The youngest spent most of the time upside down in his chair with his feet closer to God. The older two were engaged in a full-on game of volleyball using a crumpled paper towel.
3. At one point, all 18 mexican children + all 3 of the future star athletes entered our comfort zone to remind me why my uterus remains unadulterated. ;)
4. A large, curvy woman arrived at one point and Carl leaned over to say "I didn't know you could come to the emergency room for being too bootylicious".
5. There was an intoxicated man sitting in a wheelchair with a bicycle next to him. A police officer arrived and we overheard him say that the guy was really drunk and fell off his bike. But a short time later, the drunkard just got up and walked out some alternate exit in the back of the room, leaving his bike behind.
6. My award for sexiest patient goes to the lady that looked very similar to this:
She came in with her man (who happened to be equally as sexy, with hair that needed a trim about 3 years ago). He told the receptionist that his woman's back had been hurting and thought maybe she needed a pregnancy test. She actually appeared to be about 6 months preggers, but I'm no Doctor Miner. They brought in a bag with two brand new cell phones in boxes and then enjoyed a dinner of bubblegum and Dr. Pepper.***
So next time you're in the mood for a show you can't buy tickets for, bring yourself to the ER. In fact, bring the whole family!!!
posted by Beth Miner @ 10:10 PM
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